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Xenozoid 20 juillet 2015 19:14

Word frequently uttered by my dog, usually when I’m around. It has a number of meanings :

1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged ;

2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself ;

3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it ;

4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time ;

5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to : dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith ;

6) You are a fucking cunt and I’m going to fucking bite you.

« grrrr »

« grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr »

« grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr »

« (inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr »

« SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP »

« serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey »

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